1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,713 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,803 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,143 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,233 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,244 Help, save me! 6 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,497 Help! Somebody help! 7 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,875 Come, Dum Dum. There's hero work to be done. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,711 Touché away! 9 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,798 Simmer down lady. Touché is on his way. 10 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:51,802 Help! Help! Somebody save me! 11 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,971 ♪ doobie-doobie- doo-dah-bee-dah ♪♪ 12 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,973 Help! Help! 13 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:59,059 What-ho! A fair damsel in distress? 14 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:05,023 Have no fear, fair Guinevere, Dynamic Duck, himself, is here. 15 00:01:07,191 --> 00:01:10,279 They're building these towers taller than they used to. 16 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,745 Duh, what happened? 17 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:22,499 I'm not sure, but I think a tower ran into us. 18 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,669 Oh, thank you, brave and noble duck. 19 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,087 Think nothing of it, fair lady. 20 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:31,174 All in a day's work for Dynamic Duck. 21 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:36,263 It looks like somebody's cutting in on your hero work, Touché. 22 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,308 Help! Save me! Help! 23 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,686 Quiet, you tasty little morsel. 24 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:47,524 Come, Dum Dum. We're back in the hero business. 25 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:52,696 - Help! Save me! - Excuse me, my fair lady. 26 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:57,075 Duty calls, and Dynamic Duck must answer. 27 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,703 Kazoom! 28 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:03,123 Hurry, Dum Dum, or it's bunny in the borscht. 29 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,960 This is one time I don't mind finding a hare in my soup. 30 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,463 That's a joke. Get it, boy? 31 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,800 Talk about losing your hare fast, wow! 32 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,095 Wait here, little bunny 33 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,722 while I give that wicked wolf 34 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,724 his just desserts. 35 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,684 Kazoom! 36 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,064 So, try to get funny with a bunny, will ya? 37 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:30,192 We're too late, Dum Dum. 38 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,654 Dynamic Duck at your service, old timer. 39 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,238 My card. 40 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:38,825 [Touché] "'Dynamic Duck. Have daring, need deeds."' 41 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,204 if you elderly fellows ever need the use of a hero 42 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,917 remember, I'm in the book. Kazoom! 43 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,252 - "Elderly fellows"? - He's right, Dum Dum. 44 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,423 Guess it's about time I retired from hero work 45 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,385 and leave the rescue work to the younger generation. 46 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,137 Farewell, old faithful friend and assistant. 47 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,102 What's your problem, friend? Need a hero? 48 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:09,731 Duh, yeah. Either that or collect my unemployment. 49 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:14,319 You're hired! Follow me. Kazoom! 50 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,656 Duh, okay. Kazoom! 51 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:23,203 Duh, it's gonna take me a while to catch on to this Kazoom bit. 52 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,041 Come, assistant, there's deeds to be done. 53 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,586 Lead on, DD, I'm right behind you. 54 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,674 Ah, here comes a migrating mallard now. 55 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:41,930 Yipes! A duck hunter! Help! Somebody save me! 56 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,934 Duh, a flying hero he turned out to be. 57 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,813 This is a job for my elderly friend, Touché. 58 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:55,026 Hello, Touché Turtle, retired hero, here. 59 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:58,405 Hey, Touché, how's about coming out of retirement 60 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,199 and save a chicken-hearted duck? 61 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,453 Somebody needs me. Oh, joy! 62 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,830 Touché away! 63 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,585 Cease and desist, sir, immediately and at once. 64 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:15,922 I might as well. I'm not coming anywhere near the duck anyway. 65 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:20,302 But I shouldn't have any trouble hitting a turtle at this range. 66 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:25,223 What do you got to say to that, you nosy little turtle? 67 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,850 Only this, sir 68 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,269 sticks and stones may break my bones 69 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,646 but names can never hurt me. 70 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,774 That did it! I quit! 71 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,777 I'm gonna take up knitting or something. 72 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,740 Come, assistant, there are deeds to be done. 73 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,242 Touché away! 74 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,704 You heard him, assistant to the assistant. 75 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,165 Touché away! 76 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, well, it's a job. 77 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,503 Touché away! 78 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,798 It's going to take me a while 79 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,842 to catch onto this Touché away bit.